As all of yous remember, I have decided to crowd-source this important newsletter to impress donors with HRI's modernity and innovation and to free up some space on my busy agenda for more serious activities, such as the aforementioned improvement of my handicap.
Work catches up, I say, in the form of an emergency, complaints filling my inbox reporting that some asshole changed the password, making crowdsourcing very difficult as it were, putting the whole well-thought strategy at risk, endangering lives and wastuing everyone's time in the process.
So I rushed and responded to this emergency with the sort of speed and efficiency that made HRI famous, and here are the new credentials:
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Now, where was my wood?
Dr Kurtz, please come back. You are the most ingenious writer on the web and the fools trying to step in your shoes are pale shadows. Please, for the love of god, stop the crowdsourcing and come back.
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